Kgp Quotes

A tribute to all of us. Goel..srry for not including more of ur quotes...but I want this post to be a "family post"...baccha bhi toh padhega.

1. "That bloody pan” –chuchu, Sem 1
2. "ragging uski le rrrahe ho ki merrri” – bechara rathi! Sem2
3. "tera baap bhi dega” – kd, sem2
4. "kutto ki tarah aa jaate ho mere room mein” – Surd sem2
5. "experts play with 3 fingers”- Kuwalekar sem2
6. "Kashimiri pulao mein Kashmir thodi na hota hai” Savi – every time we ate together
7. "judo chop (with an intonation pattern which really makes it hilarious” – Kauaa, several times
8. "satna is not a place…it is a concept” Savi (I still think)
9. "Hum jab paida hue the tabse humaare haath mein computer hai” Ved Prakash
10. "Rock crazy fans” – just the term is hilarious – some arbit senior
11. "tu toh gov bhi nahi hai”- ladha
12. "load mat le yaar” started of as a quote by Kd…grown on to become a phrase without using which we cant spend an hour in kgp.
13. "yaar….I know everything” Jhunjhun
14. "what do u want in life…do you want a girl?” asha parekh
15. "yaar meri toh lao marriage hogi” Bhalu
16. " mai jaa raha hoon”- surd
17. "chaat mat…paka mat”- baccha
18. "Abbe…kal GandhiG ka b’day hai” -G Singh, 11.50pm Oct 1,2007
19. "yaar mujhe life mein settle hona hai”- Savi
20. "mat kar pleaaazzz”- savi
21. "yaar..yeh external modem hai kya?” – Bhalu
22. "kd…tu ch**** hai”- Kauaa
23. "tum bhi class nahi gaye..arre hum bhi nahi gaye”(read with THE accent) Dhirubhai and Mukesh
24. "I dint come for etms drums auditions because I had a cold” – Nando
25. securities…finance, equity…shares..company..balance sheet..mergers and acquisitions” -ap
26. . " bass sun yaaaar” chuchu
27. "yeh idli-dosa se mera pet nahi bharta”- savi
28. “thank god our body is not a control volume” – Kd one nite before ThermoD end sem
29. "you disgust me!!”- kauaa
30. "mai load nahi leta yaar…!!”- bhalu
31. "lovely little pune” (lol lol lol lol!!!!!) – chuchu
32. . "...to the extent of jingoism” – Savi in ITC internship form
33. "....abbe tu aadmi hai ya KK!” – Goel
34. "gone for footer” – Mangal
35. . "get a life kd” ladha & kauaa
36. ."daaru peene ka paisa deo naa deo naa”- E Block
37. "Do you think you can get everything by the colour of your skin?"- Ramu to chuchu
38. "I have a small daughter who needs my constant care and attention"- cisku to 30 ppl who got deregistered from ITPR including me for sitting on the last bench!
39. "....full" - goel with a blank face after an exam wen someone asked him how it was..
40. "Why are u doing it in JAVA...do it in LINUX"..some maths dep prof
41. "Arre...tu bhi humaare 1st year band mein tha na!!??" shamik to kauaa..lol
42. "Yaar tu bhi humaare saath first year mein bajaata tha na..mukul or pandey ke saath??" bangali to ladha
43. " Dont meddle with my head!" - Bala
44. "KD paaji....topless!!" - dont know who..but this quote is too funny
    

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